Hot Buttered Bland

**Work in Progress** - More Easy Listening with Hot Buttered Bland. A torrent of guitars and guitar pop being finalised - when I can be bothered. Meanwhile…. “‘Synth Anthems For, With and About Chickens’ is a triumph of productivity over ability” (Frank Van Der Flaaps, 2019) “All filler, no killer” (HBB’s mum, 1970 - present day) “Can I have a large Big Mac meal with a strawberry milkshake? Oh and a portion of mozzarella dippers, please” (Overheard at McDonald’s, Crescent Link, Derry, 2021 onwards - note - Mozzarella dippers are seasonal) Just a few examples of the critical disdain heaped upon Hot Buttered Bland since his inception. Having broken through in Hereford (19 listens in one month) and now extending his reach into Telford (2 listens in same month), world domination is just around the corner. 2023 saw the release of ‘Bland or Superbland’, where any philosophical depth begins and ends with the title. More to follow in due course but who knows when and more importantly, who cares?