Splooge God

Splooge God is a rap artist on top of the fame, his notable albums are “Crinken” and “Multiple Balls”. He plans on becoming the greatest of all time, and his balls are the size of mountain’s, with a circumference of over ten kilometers. His body resembles a large water balloon, he weighs almost 1,000 kilograms, and his penis is as long as the length of an intercontinental ballistic missile. The only things that have been able to slow the momentum of God’s rise to fame are the police, who he claims are on his side, the IRS, who has tried and failed to gain access to his wealth and records, and most importantly, his balls. Despite all of this, God, real name Bill Williams, has been successful at rapping on many levels. He raps in the most complex language imaginable, has a vast repertoire of songs, his lyrics often deal with controversial issues, and he can rap while he is wearing nothing but a diaper. He has achieved a level of recognition that most people never even dream of, and has a following of more than fifty.