chameleon

chameleon is a complete and utter failure. he is an embarrassment to himself and his family and he has brought shame to his name and legacy. no ounce of talent or risk, no semblance of desire to grip onto the sack of life and wring it of all its worth. i can’t believe im even being forced to write this biography. its literally two minutes to lun- wait- Sharon from sales is looking at me.. is she looking at me? she must be. im hard not to look at to be honest. it can’t be john behind me can it? no, he’s all teeth. God! Sharon from sales!!! what a babe. she probably wants to ask me for dinner tonight or get my opinion on the new paul thomas anderson film. i can’t wait to tell her my opinion on the new paul thomas anderson film. she probably thinks i enjoyed it. man, the things I’d do for Sharon. she has no idea how goodly I could treat her. wow!!! anyway chamelon or whatever, yeah this music sucks. like really bad. don’t bother.