The Crease Rule

From the depths of Ontario, Canada emerges a group of ridiculous yet meticulous punk rockers poised to make a ton of noise - at some point eh? Session playing & Side-Guy-ing has paid the bills for years for these dudes. The 5 friends decided to ease up on the relentless invoices being created for clients, put back a few cans of beer, and turn the volume up in The Crease Rule. Soon after this bookmark in a violent crime novel, people around the world took notice from their internet devices. They said things like "holy farts how have I not heard these guys before?" and "why in the frig are they telling such meaningless stories?" The streams started to add up, and physical sales were non-existent. The boys were stuck at home on pause during a global pandemic saying apathetic jargon like; "nobody buys CD's anymore man" and "we can't even fit into our own merch because our bodies are more dad-like than leo dicaprio after finishing inception." They realized, it's time to get up. It's time to stand up. It's time to be fed up. It's time to turn up. With the potential of real human interaction on the horizon, the band is gearing up to play some shows. Lots of cardio must occur before this happens. This band is the golden retriever that will save you from a house fire.