Tony Anderson

Tony Anderson is a below average neoclassical composer from the United States of America. Real composers with degrees from music schools hear his music and say things like "this guy is not very good." They say more things than that, but mostly they think he's not good at music. Tony persists, though. He is like a retarded beaver; building a dam in the middle of the Ukrainian desert...no water within a hundred miles. Unlike most nihilistic musicians in his country, he is proud to be American and is often seen driving around Kentucky with 2 American flags flying behind his 1993 Chevrolet S-10 pickup. Tony boasts a diverse portfolio of friends including, but not limited to, 3 Chinese people. He is on record saying he'd be friends with more Chinese people if he could find them but he doesn't see enough of them to "add more arrows to his quiver" as they say. "Chinese people are a bit like hummingbirds" he once remarked. "Enjoyable, but elusive and I simply cannot "will" one into existence." Tony has never visited China due to tarrifs. Tony is the founder of the “Get out of Space NOW!” movement and strongly believes we should not be messing around in outer space under any conditions! “We should never have gone and we have no business returning,” he said in a 2013 journal entry. Tony is currently learning how to mow his 10 acre farm in perfectly symmetrical lines, be a dad and finish his next album, Niobrara, which has taken 78 years to complete.