Kung Foo

Attention virgins and nerds, new music coming in 2026! These upcoming music releases have been rumored to turn average men into beasts after a single dose! All while taking the ladies for a scenic tour on the S.S. Panty Dropper! Warning: By listening , you thereby assume the risk of having multiple eargasms. Consider your fancy, tickled! Stay tuned (and feel free to donate to my OnlyFeet account)! “Kung Foo’s music is pure magic! I never thought I’d like easy listening rap, but I’m head over heels for these bebop tunes! I didn’t know someone made music for us virgins and nerds! But here it is!” - Joe Momma Fellas: Rumor has it, if you listen to his music enough, you may become 25% thicker/fatter too! Listen NOW! Ladies: This music will make you moist! Listen NOW! The Sacrificial Influence LP is a posthumous release that pays tribute to the late Ryan Paulson, also known as "Sacrifice." Paulson was a talented musician who passed away before he could complete his work on the project. The LP features several Bay Area artists and is a testament to Paulson's passion for music. Kung Foo, a close friend of Paulson's, arranged the LP and dedicated it to his memory. The release of The Sacrificial Influence LP is a bittersweet reminder of Paulson's talent and the impact he had on those around him. It is a fitting tribute to a musician who was taken from us too soon.